Saturday, May 05, 2007

chicago collage




whoops... almost two months since my last post....

my friend jenny is doing mission year ( www.missionyear.org ) in Chicago this year and is volunteering at the Chicago Christian Industrial League ( www.theleague.org ). For their Celebration for Success 2007 event, I donated this watercolor above. It's a style i'm not used to at all, and was uncomfortable for me to try. But above is the final result; a super bright collage of chicago monuments/attractions.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

The Adventures of "No"



(please NOte: all situations described are real, and have occured to me within the past week.)

puppy chews on snow boots.
me: "no"

puppy chews on cat poop from the cat litter box.
me: "omg that's so disgusting! NO!"

high school librarian: "Excuse me, do you have a hall pass?"
me: "....No. I'm a substitue"

puppy tries to play with sleeping 17 year old dog.
me: "No, Scout... Let Pepper sleep..."

puppy finds dirty underwear and runs laps around the house.
me: "No! Drop! Drop! Drop! No!"

Can I remember the last time I went to the gym?
no

middle school art teacher: "Do you ride a bus?"
I look around me and behind me.
middle school art teacher: "You're gonna miss your bus"
me: "me!??"
middle school art teacher getting a bit short: "Yea YOU! do you ride a bus?"
me: "um... No... i'm a substitute"

Sunday, March 04, 2007

feeling a little more like brittany spears every day



having a puppy for two weeks has made me feel like i should never become a mother because i'm going crazy and it's just a puppy.

there are moments when i am so incredibably exhausted I am laughing and crying at the same time because she keeps biting my feet or hands or pants or socks or the other dog or the sofa or... and then she pees. it doesn't gross me out, it's just i take her outside and she pees and then we come back inside and she pees. all i do is pick up after puppy functions and old dog functions all day long and i can't figure out any sort of order to it. and then there's waking up at three or four because she has to go out to the bathroom (she's thankfully able to hold it in bed and knows to wake me up. she"s trying. she really is), but i get up at five, so by the time we go out and come back in and i get her settled, i have about 15-20 minutes before my alarm goes off, and i just don't get much sleep at all.

but she's adorable and today i was so frustrated and she just wouldn't stop biting me (she's teething. it should stop. but i'm no chew toy) and she'd chase after the ball and wouldn't bring it back and i just got frustrated and put my head down on the floor and kinda let out one of those frustating noises.... and she comes over and starts sniffing me and licking me and it tickled and she was cute again. and she has soft soft ears and she likes to cuddle. she already knows how to sit, and shake, and lay down. she knows her name and most of the time she comes when she's called. and i love her to pieces.

Thursday, March 01, 2007

"The Bean Trees"



an exerpt from the novel "the bean trees" by barbara kingsolver.

(ok... just to give a tiny background, Turtle is a three year old girl, and Estevan is one of the people who came over for dinner, and they are eating with chopsticks)

"Turtle, wielding a chopstick in each hand, had managed to pick up a chunk of pineapple. Little by little she moved it upward toward her wide-open mouth, but the sticks were longer than her arms. The pineapple hung in the air over her head and then fell behind her onto the floor. We laughed and cheered her on, but Turtle was so startled she cried. I picked her up and held her on my lap.
'Tortolita, let me tell you a story,' Estevan said. 'This is a South American story about heaven and hell. If you go to visit hell, you will see a room like this kitchen. There is a pot of delicious stew on the table, with the most delicate aroma you can imagine. All around, people sit, like us. Only they are dying of starvation. They are jibbering and jabbering, but they cannot get a bite of this wonderful stew God has made for them. Now, why is that? They are starving because they only have spoons with very long handles. As long as that.' He pointed to the mop, which I had forgotten to put away. ' With these ridiculous, terrible spoons, the people in hell can reach into the pot but they cannot put the food in their mouths. Oh, how hungry they are! Oh, how they swear and curse each other!
'Now,' he went on, 'you can go and visit heaven. What? You see a room just like the first one, the same table, the same pot of stew, the same spoons as long as a sponge mop. But these people are all happy and fat.'
'Real fat, or do you mean just well-fed?' Lou Ann asked.
'Just well-fed,' he said. 'Perfectly magnificently well-fed, and very happy. Why do you think?'
He pinched up a chunk of pineapple in his chopsticks, neat as you please, and reached all the way across the table to offer it to Turtle. She took it like a newborn bird."

Saturday, February 17, 2007

puppy photo documentary hour!






i am obsessed!
here is a small selection of today's photos!